Movie real-time-reaccs: The Wild Robot

Wild Robot movie poster - a robot holds a baby goose

I clicked the wrong button in Amazon and accidentally rented The Wild Robot. Real-time watch reaccs ahoy!

Wild Robot 1/n: This movie is 95% “robot survives this”

Wild Robot 2/n: Look, it‘s Nick Wild from Zootopia!

Wild Robot 3/n: WHY IS THIS HAN SOLO FOX NOT PLAYED BY ALAN TUDYK?!?!

Wild Robot 4/n: I love it, but the pace is all wrong. When Brightbill finds out the truth, it’s supposed to feel like a betrayal, but we haven’t seen them together enough to feel earned

Wild Robot 5/n: There is no need for both Ving Rhames and Bill Nighy. We only need one flight instructor character.

Wild Robot 6/n: Wait, the goose flew away with 40 minutes left? Wasn’t that the plot?

Wild Robot 7/n: And then all the animals in the cave starved to death happily ever after

Wild Robot 8/n: Now the other robots are coming for her? This is like three different movies in 90 minutes.

Wild Robot 9/n: Literally brought back to life by TEH POWER OF LOVE!

Wild Robot 10/n: HORIZONS REFERENCE! YES!

Wild Robot 11/n: OMG THAT LAST 15 SECONDS

…brb still crying…

That emotionally pays off everything

Worth the accidentally paying $3.99 for that one moment.

Not perfect, but amazing movie!