The spirits of blogposts past and future

Hello, Internet! Thanks to those of you who joined for this year’s Best Sexy [Thing That Is Inherently Not Sexy] Halloween Costume Contest! I hope you’ll stick around. Here is a quick guide to who I am, what has happened so far on this blog, and what is coming soon!

I am the coordinator of Education and Outreach activities at the Institute for Data-Intensive Engineering and Science (IDIES) at Johns Hopkins University. Our group is doing some amazing work at the intersection of computational science and nearly every field of science, and my job is to share it with the world.

Part of our research: the Sloan Digital Sky Survey’s
map of the Universe (not actual size)

My job includes working with the Sloan Digital Sky Survey (SDSS), which is now in its 21st year of making a map of the Universe. I coordinate the project press coverage, develop educational activities, and maintain the project’s web site at www.sdss.org.

My real passion is in citizen science, an approach to both research and education in which volunteers who are not professional scientists participate along with professionals to conduct a research project. This approach is not new, of course, but an exciting new development has been creating citizen science opportunities online for volunteers all over the world. I am a founding member of the Galaxy Zoo project, in which volunteers classify galaxies by shape – and which has so far led to more than 60 peer-reviewed publications.

The Zooniverse logo - the word "Zooniverse" with an elliptical galaxy for the second O, with tagline "Real Science Online"

Galaxy Zoo has expanded into Zooniverse.org, an online citizen science portal that supports more than 100 citizen science projects in field ranging from astronomy to medicine to archaeology. My particular interest has been in the impact of citizen science on volunteers – why do they participate, and what is the impact on their understanding of science? I have written papers on these questions of motivation and learning in citizen science.

I haven’t only written one post so far about my professional life, but that will be changing soon, as I have some posts planned about the studies I linked above. The blog has been primarily about all the things that I think make the universe so fascinating, such as:

How we know there is water on Mars – a map of the Martian south pole, and the path of the Mars Express orbiter that found it
  • Sharing quick experiments in data science: I passionately believe that anyone can do science using tools they already use or are freely available online. And so I enjoy demonstrating this, for example by calculating the number of people alive today who have seen a Major League Baseball perfect game, or finding times when Russians pretended to be Americans on Twitter.
  • Fascinating oddities of geography: Asking the seemingly-obvious question “what’s north of South Dakota,” and getting an unexpected answer.
South: South Dakota
North: Montana?!?!
  • Stories from the people of our world: I’m fascinated by stories of people who are not what they seem, like Old Hollywood’s most famous American Indian actor who wasn’t actually American Indian – and other stories from the past and present that can be tragic or stupid or funny.
The famous “crying Indian” environmental PSA of the 1970s
Not pictured: Indians
  • Guest posts from my amazing friends: One of the greatest benefits of being alive is having awesome friends willing to share their knowledge about, say, presidential executive orders or the 2020 Democratic primaries. If you’d like to write a guest post, email me at jordan.raddick@gmail.com or reach out on your favorite social media platform.

Once again, I welcome you, new reader, and I encourage to look back at what I’ve said using the links above or the full index below (which I’m still in the process of writing).

So what’s next?

As mentioned, I’m planning a few posts about various aspects of my work life. And I’ll continue sharing stories that fascinate me about the world, answering questions like these:

  • Why is math, which is a game we play in our heads, so incredibly useful in describing the real world?
  • What happens when a country builds a scientific research base in literally the stupidest place in the world for a scientific research base?
  • If you survive the world’s most insane plane crash, how might you feel about flying?

And many more.

Thanks for reading!

Announcing the 2019 Best Sexy [Thing That Is Inherently Not Sexy] Halloween Costume Contest laureates!

Thank you for joining us on this epic journey through the madness of sexy not-sexy Halloween costumes. And now that the big holiday has arrived, it’s time to announce which costume will join previous winners!

I added up your votes from yesterday’s poll. I counted each selected Sexy Checkbox as one vote, and each typed Sexy Free Response winner as three votes.

Because this is the Internet, I am contractually obligated to present this a top five list. So here we go….

5. Sexy Pennywise

A woman in a bra-like clown suit with a red wig and scary white makeup

Dress up as America’s favorite murdering sewer-dweller, except SEXY! What is particularly weird about this costume is what appears to be a blood stain or scar on the breast.

4. Sexy Deer in the Headilghts

A couple costume - he in a plaid shirt with a deer head, she in a costume with a yellow line and headlights on her breasts

This year’s only costume for couples. Note the placement of the headlights. I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!

3. Sexy Tariff

A woman in a short dress with printed $100 bills stamped TARIFF in red

This costume helps protect American farmers, but you might have to pay more for it.

2. Sexy Bob Ross

A woman with short shorts, a light blue top, and a paint brush and palette, with a squirrel on her shoulder

Paint me like one of your French girls happy little trees!

1. Sexy Mr. Rogers

A woman with short shorts, a black tie over her cleavage, and a red sweater

The first costume suggested this year, way back in July – and honestly, one of the favorites all the way through the contest. There were a lot of great suggestions this year, but there’s nothing as Not Inherently Sexy as America’s hero Fred Rogers.

Reminder: take off the sweater when you enter the house, so you can take the trolley to the Land of Make-Believe.

And now the blog returns to its normal Monday-Wednesday-Friday schedule, so stay tuned for another exciting post tomorrow!

Happy Halloween, everyone!

(Daily disclaimer: My intent is not to shame anyone’s choice of Halloween costumes. Wear whatever you want, and look great doing it. My intent is to shame society for trying to convince us that Mr. Rogers is sexy, and more importantly, for failing to provide any normal, non-sexy Mr. Rogers costumes for women.)

Your costume suggestions, part 6: Ripped from the headlines edition

Part six of our THIRTY-THREE (and that’s now the final count!) nominations for this year’s exciting Best Sexy [Thing That Is Inherently Not Sexy] Halloween Costume Contest! I will present a few each day, leading up to TOMORROW’S VOTE and then the BIG ANNOUNCEMENT OF THE WINNER on Halloween Night! Who will join previous winners? You decide!

Today’s post is the third straight organized into themes. Today’s theme: costumes RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINESâ„¢ in a pathetic attempt to stay relevant to make an important statement about today’s society!

Sexy Plant-Based Burger

A woman with a veggie burger around her midriff
Suggested by Andy Brown

Continuing the food theme that brought us Sunday’s Popeye’s “Spicy” Chicken Sandwich costume, you can dress as the plant-based burger that has become popular at Burger King and many other places. Perfect for vegans!

Sexy Pennywise

A woman in a bra-like clown suit with a red wig and scary white makeup
Suggested by David Dudich

Or dress as the murdering clown from one of this year’s most popular movies, It Chapter Two. Why be a regular clown when you can be a MURDERING clown?

Sexy Republican Elephant

A woman in a short red-white striped shorts with a blue jacket and an elephant head
Suggested by Robyn Stegman

Bringing us full circle to the example I used to introduce this series, except this one is a Sexy Republican Elephant. Salute America’s current party-in-power, or wear it ironically to show your disdain for that party. Regardless, our President might just grab you by the costume!

Sexy Tariff

A woman in a short dress with printed $100 bills stamped TARIFF in red
Suggested by Andy Brown

Speaking of the President, you can also dress up as one of his signature policies that he never seems to get around to implementing.

Sexy Op-Ed

A woman in a newsprint dress with a ? on it, and identity-hiding fake nose and eyebrows

You might have forgotten about this one, referencing the anonymous guest opinion column published in the New York Times from a self-described “part of the resistance inside the Trump administration” (and who totally isn’t Jon Huntsman). Be the lodestar of your Halloween party!

Sexy Fake News

A woman in a newsprint costume with "FAKE"
Suggested by Andy Brown and Anna Kresmer

So what if this is exactly the same as the previous costume, except with “FAKE” stamped on it instead of a question mark? It’s a TOTALLY different costume!

Show your disdain for fake news, even if it’s increasingly clear that “fake news” just means “news I don’t like” or “news from a reputable source whose political leanings are different form mine” or “news that reports facts that make me uncomfortable.” But that’s a topic for a different post.

And with that, we have completed our journey through all thirty-three freakin’ nominees for the 2019 Best Sexy [Thing That Is Inherently Not Sexy] Halloween costume contest.

Carefully review the previous nominees, as well as today’s – because tomorrow, it’s time to VOTE ON THE WINNERS!
Sexy Dinosaur
Sexy Condom (for dudes)
Sexy Ph.D.
Sexy Mr. Rogers
Sexy College Admissions Bribery Scandal Mom
Sexy Shark (doot doot, doo de doo)
Stupid Sexy Flanders
Sexy Ball Pit (for dudes)
Sexy Microsoft Clippy
Sexy Vintage Airplane
Sexy Skunk
Sexy Chucky
Sexy Generic Ouija Board
Sexy Loofah
Sexy Piñata
Sexy Taco Sauce
Sexy Popeye’s Spicy Chicken Sandwich
Sexy Tater “Thot”
Sexy One Nightstand
Sexy Deer in the Headlights (for couples)
Sexy “Ghost”
Sexy Starbucks Coffee
Sexy Toy Story Alien
Sexy Buzz Lightyear
Sexy Wrigley’s Doublemint Gum
Sexy Yoshi
Sexy Bob Ross

Be sure to come back for the FINAL VOTE tomorrow!

(Daily disclaimer: My intent is not to shame anyone’s choice of Halloween costumes. Wear whatever you want, and look great doing it. My intent is to shame society for trying to convince us that tariffs are sexy (no matter what President Trump thinks), and more importantly, for failing to provide any normal, non-sexy political protest costumes for women.

Your costume suggestions, part 5: Ruined childhood edition

Part five of our THIRTY-THREE (so far!) nominations for this year’s exciting Best Sexy [Thing That Is Inherently Not Sexy] Halloween Costume Contest! I will present a few each day, leading up to the BIG ANNOUNCEMENT OF THE WINNER on Halloween Night! Who will join previous winners? You decide!

Today’s post is the first of a few costume posts organized into themes. Today’s theme: costumes to ruin your childhood!

Reprise: Sexy Mr. Rogers

Suggested by Elliot Kresmer, Jennifer Atchley Vose, and Christina Rawls

The very first suggestion for this year’s contest, and posted in my first review post – but it fits the theme so well I have to include it here too. HELLO, NEIGHBOR!

Sexy Toy Story Alien

A woman in a tight blue dress with green arm leggings and antennae
Suggested by Andy Brown

Did you enjoy the classic Disney animated comedy Toy Story? Did this costume just ruin it for you?

WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE THE NEXT ONE……..

Sexy Buzz Lightyear

A woman in a white, purple, and green bikini with visor-like sunglasses
Suggested by Jeremy Berg

TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!

Sexy Wrigley’s Doublemint Gum

A woman in a skintight green dress labeled "Wrigley's Doublemint Chewing Gum"
Suggested by Andy Brown

Chew on this idea for a while for SEXY fresh breath! Or find two party guests wearing this costume, and double your pleasure!

Sexy Yoshi

A woman in a green-and-white low cut dress with a dinosaur hat
Suggested by Andy Brown

A distant cousin of last week’s Sexy Dinosaur, but with more licking and riding.

Sexy Bob Ross

A woman with short shorts, a light blue top, and a paint brush and palette, with a squirrel on her shoulder
Suggested by Andy Brown, David Dudich, and Cat Bross

Like Mr. Rogers, Bob Ross is a figure who because famous on the Internet for being a warm and decent human being. In an age where so many of our childhood heroes turned out to be complete monsters, the host of the PBS afternoon series The Joy of Painting taught us how to paint, and more importantly, how to believe in our own abilities. Which is what makes SEXY Bob Ross so creepy.

Paint me like one of your French girls happy little trees!

So there you have it – five-and-one more nominees for costumes for a Sexy [Thing That Is Inherently Not Sexy] Halloween!

And a review of the previous fifteen entries, so you can compare and eventually vote for this year’s winner:
Sexy Dinosaur
Sexy Condom (for dudes)
Sexy Ph.D.
Sexy Mr. Rogers
Sexy College Admissions Bribery Scandal Mom
Sexy Shark (doot doot, doo de doo)
Stupid Sexy Flanders
Sexy Ball Pit (for dudes)
Sexy Microsoft Clippy
Sexy Vintage Airplane
Sexy Skunk
Sexy Chucky
Sexy Generic Ouija Board
Sexy Loofah
Sexy Piñata
Sexy Taco Sauce
Sexy Popeye’s Spicy Chicken Sandwich
Sexy Tater “Thot”
Sexy One Nightstand
Sexy Deer in the Headlights (for couples)
Sexy “Ghost”
Sexy Starbucks Coffee

Stay tuned for even more tomorrow!

(Daily disclaimer: My intent is not to shame anyone’s choice of Halloween costumes. Wear whatever you want, and look great doing it. My intent is to shame society for trying to convince us that Bob Ross is sexy (WTF even?), and more importantly, for failing to provide any normal, pop-culture-referencing Bob Ross costumes for women.)