Rules for protest, in the style of Dr. Seuss

Colin Kapernick kneels during the national anthem
You must not protest with a knee

Regular COVD-19 data update coming tonight, but first…

You must not protest with a knee
You must not protest in D.C.

You must not protest on the street
You must not protest on your feet

You must not protest here or there
You must not protest anywhere!

You must not protest in D.C.

You must not protest with a march
You must not protest at the Arch

You must not protest on a horse
You must not protest on a course

You must not protest here or there
You must not protest anywhere!

You must not protest in a play
You must not protest in Bombay

You must not protest with a riot
You must not protest if you’re quiet

You must not protest here or there
You must not protest anywhere!

You must not protest, not at all
Yeah, there’s no second line here, I think we’ve gotten to the root of the problem

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