Time to Vote

UPDATE: Last chance to vote! Voting closes at noon ET on Halloween Day!

Amazing response once again to this year’s Best Sexy [Thing That Is Inherently Not Sexy] Halloween Costume Contest!

We got a record 42 entries! All entries are shown below, but for the purposes of picking a winner, I whittled the full list down to 15 finalists. And here are the 15 finalists, in alphabetical order, with the name of the person or people who suggested each. So many great entries this year, and now it’s time for YOU to pick the winner!

Review the list below, then vote using the Sexy Ballot below. Whoever gets the most votes is our winner for 2023!

The voting deadline is tomrrrow, Halloween Day, at noon ET. Results will be announced here on the blog at 3 PM ET!

And here are this year’s finalists:

Sexy Beekeeper

A woman in a white lycra swimsuit with a white hat and mesh covering her face, holding a

Suggested by Margaret Kosmala and Erin Purcell

After so many Sexy Bee costumes for Halloween, why not see what life is like on the other side?

And who knows, if there are enough Sexy Bees at your Halloween gathering, you might be able to collect some honey!

Sexy Donald Trump

A woman with a bright blond wig and a red hat, wearing a suit with a hole cut to show extra cleavage

Suggested by John London

To be fair, lots of people think that Donald Trump is inherently sexy. I don’t see it, but whatever builds your wall.

Sexy Emu

I can't even describe this one. Sort of looks like Tom Servo from MST3K? But as an emu? Where does your head go?

Suggested by David Dudich

This one definitely wins for “best nightmare fuel.”

Sexy Hamburglar

A woman lounging on a red plastic bench wearing a white-and-black striped bikini, a robber mask, and a red tie with hamburgers

Suggested by Theresa Moody

Unlike some of the non-copyright-infringing entries below, this one is actually called “Sexy Hamburglar” in the catalog. Did McDonalds agree to this? Is hamburgling sexy?

Sexy Non-Copyright-Infringing Cartoon Villain Assistant

A woman in a tight yellow dress painted with fake overalls, with goggles on here head

Suggested by Aimee Shoff

For all those times you want to take over the world, but you just can’t do it alone. Time to recruit new followers!

Sexy Non-Copyright-Infringing Superhero Italian Plumber

Suggested by Andrew Rivera and Kim Nies

A man in a red mesh shirt with shorts and suspenders and white gloves

Mama Mia! It’s a-me, the Non-Copyright-Infringing Superhero Italian Plumber!

Also available in Sexy Non-Copyright-Infringing Superhero Italian Plumber’s brother (really, see the full list of suggestions below).

Sexy Piñata

Woman with a short dress that appears to be made of frilly paper and a donkey ear hat made of the same material

Suggested by Kim Nies

OH GOD NO. PLEASE DO NOT WEAR THIS COSTUME!

Sexy Pumpkin Man

A man covered with pumpkins, including half-pumpkins covering each breast

Suggested by Mike Lowe

Dudes shouldn’t feel left out of the fall-themed Halloween costumes either! Decorate it any way you please!

Sexy Roach

Front and back view of a woman in a short dress with two extra arms and a headband with antennae

Suggested by Jackie Bowman

Try not to get stepped on!

Sexy Ronald Dion DeSantis

An AI-generated image of Ronald Dion DeSantis is a sparkly dress

Suggested by Tim Christopher

The “Governor” of “Florida” won’t let K-12 students have nicknames, so he doesn’t get to be called “Ron.” But he does get an AI-generated sparkly dress! Now he’s not allowed in schools or public venues.

Sexy Scooby-Doo

A woman in a short felt dress with a tail and a headband with dog ears

Suggested by Brandi Silver

The gang tries to solve the mystery of who could possibly find Scooby-Doo sexy!

Sexy Skeletor

A woman with large breasts in a full-body blue suit with a skull mask and scepter

Suggested by Mary Jo Richards

Until Next Halloween!

Sexy Snail

A woman in a short tan dress with a snail-shaped tan helmet covering her face

Suggested by Dave Fishman

This costume can really help you come out of your shell!

Sexy Venus Flytrap

A Halloween costume package showing a woman with a short skirt and a bikini top; the bikini top has teeth

Suggested by Matt Brashears

Looking to make a catch at this year’s Halloween party? Want to invite someone out for a bite to eat? This costume meets all your needs as a growing organism!

Sexy Waldo

A woman with large breasts in a striped cleavage-amplifying striped swimsuit with a red knit cap and round glasses

Suggested by Anna Routly

AKA Sexy Wally in the United Kingdom

Upside: distitnctive and sexy costume

Downside: no one can find you

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And now it’s time to vote for your favorite costume! Choose a radio button below to select your favorite costume, then click Submit. Results will be announced tomorrow – Halloween Day – at 3 PM ET!