The votes are in!
After 30 votes, unprecedented write-in votes because you begged me to consider honorable mention entries for the winnner – and the CLOSEST VOTE EVER – we have a winner in the Seventh Annual Best Sexy [Thing That Is Inherently Not Sexy] Halloween Costume Contest™!
In my succexy earlier post, I explained the purpose of the contest and reviewed the winners of previous contests. On Halloween Eve, I revealed this year’s record 42 nominees, sent in by you! From there, I chose 15 finalists and invited you to vote for your favorites.
Here are the results, including the write-in vote recipients, in order of increasing votes cultimating in our 2023 WINNER!
In a tie for sixth place, with zero votes:
Sexy Non-Copyright-Infringing Cartoon Villain Assistant
In fifth place, with one vote each:
Sexy Donald Trump
Sexy Goldfish (write-in vote!)
Sexy Non-Copyright-Infringing Superhero Italian Plumber
Sexy Pumpkin Man
Sexy Ronald Dion DeSantis, the “Governor” of “Florida”
Sexy Venus Flytrap
Sexy Zoidberg (write-in vote!)
Sexy Halloween costume you say? WHY NOT ZOIDBERG?
Tied for fourth place with two votes each:
Sexy Flying Squirrel (write-in vote!)
Tied for third place with three votes each:
In second place, with four votes:
….and your 2023 Best Sexy [Thing That Is Inherently Not Sexy] Halloween Costume Contest WINNER, with five votes:
Congratulations(?) to Sexy Hamburglar, and congratulations(?) to Theresa for the winning suggestion!
The pantheon now consists of: Sexy Orca, Sexy Scrabble, Sexy Green Poo, Sexy Marcel Duchamp Art Gallery Urinal, Sexy Mr. Rogers, Sexy Tardigrade, and now, SEXY HAMBURGLAR!
Thanks to everyone for playing, and I can’t wait for the 2024 contest!